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road parrot

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
by Enno October 17, 2006
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Perrotta Style

(Adjective.) Describes a sexual experience in which sexual expectations by the reciever have been so completely blown out of the water that a heterosexual becomes homosexual, a homosexual becomes heterosexual, or the person simply can't shut up about what just happened to them. Symptoms include constant sexual craving, stalking, nymphomania, soreness, stiffness/moisture, and an irreverable positive outlook on life. Characterized by the giver bringing their "A-Game".
1) That woman was married for 20 years until she got it Perrotta Style and now she won't stop calling Alicia!

2) My ribs hurt! Giving it Perrotta Style all night makes me so sore the next day!

3) I can't give it to her Perrotta Style every night! I'm only human!

4) I like my hot dogs "all the way". I like my sex "Perrotta Style".
by Jacob T. Perrotta January 27, 2009
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Parrot Dick

A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.
Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.
by The Lintlicker December 14, 2010
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Sneaky Parrot

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.
His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.
by G-$$ April 28, 2011
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Parrot

F: Hey P
P: Hey P
J: Stop being a parrot
P: Stop being a parrot
L: He’s parrotpranking you
J: WTF
by Ace the simp May 24, 2023
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Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot
by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019
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dead parrot

A surreal dud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."
by irritant August 4, 2004
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