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Kelton Parrotta 

Um teknically........Skibidi Toilet + Phonk > Everything Sigma Alpha Male 🤓🤓🤓🤓
The kelton Parrotta has zero interactions with the femal species

Perrotta Style 

(Adjective.) Describes a sexual experience in which sexual expectations by the reciever have been so completely blown out of the water that a heterosexual becomes homosexual, a homosexual becomes heterosexual, or the person simply can't shut up about what just happened to them. Symptoms include constant sexual craving, stalking, nymphomania, soreness, stiffness/moisture, and an irreverable positive outlook on life. Characterized by the giver bringing their "A-Game".
1) That woman was married for 20 years until she got it Perrotta Style and now she won't stop calling Alicia!

2) My ribs hurt! Giving it Perrotta Style all night makes me so sore the next day!

3) I can't give it to her Perrotta Style every night! I'm only human!

4) I like my hot dogs "all the way". I like my sex "Perrotta Style".

Parrotability 

1. The ability to take care of and love a parrot.

2. The ability to retain information and remember it word for word.
1. Freyja has great parrotability, she really loves birds.

2. Elissa has parrotability, she can repeat what she's been told word for word.
Parrotability by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

The Amazing Parrotman 

A Freaking Wicked Awesome Parrot who is the lead character in a popular youtube.com series.

To watch these dope ass videos go to "youtube.com" and search "the amazing parrotman" then watch all the Volumes.

Parrotman is a cartoon video bases on a Parrot and his Girlfriend, who get into crazy situations and do exctasy and listen to rave music. Cameos from Benny Bennassi and Daniel Sedin.
Person 1: hey man did u see the amazing parrotman video?

Person 2: yah man it was freakin wicked awesome, daniel sedin is the shit.

Tom Perrotta 

-utter sex machine
-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and sexual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
Girl 1: Yeah, so my night last night was amazing
Girl 2: really? tell me more
Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"
Girl 2: your kidding!?
Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset
Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe

parrotter 

When more than one person posts the same comment on a Facebook status, when the answer has clearly been established by the first commenter.

The same goes for Yahoo!Answers.
Karen Smith: What time does Tesco shut today?

Bob Smith: It closes at 2.
Helen Brown: 2
Jack Steele: shuts at two
Jordan Robertson: two i think
Karen Smith: Thanks guys!
Harry Jackson: closes at 2
Jane Jones: two o'clock xxxx
Karen Smith: Thank you.
John Smith: Lmfao, parrotters!