Paraphonia

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

Parthonkity

Mentally Unstable man with unstable decisions. Says he has friends but none of them are known to human kind. Addicted to online video games. Usually bad at language arts, and has decent skills in everything else. Always cheats on assignments because is too distracted to do it himself. Hot indian man with glasses. pulls 0 girls and 17 boys. good person overall!

Get off your phone, stop being such a parthonkity.
Your such a parthonkity, do better at english.
"Hi parthonkity" "wat im not a parthonkity" "yah you are, your a hot indian with glasses"

by anonymous March 30, 2022