pastaplegia

Food coma specifically caused by intake of a large portion of pasta.

Dude1: "You want to go out?"

Dude2: "No, way. After that huge plate of spaghetti carbonara I've got a bad case of pastaplegia. I can't get off the couch."

by Garvis June 14, 2011

pairaplegic

While pair programming, when your partner mysteriously becomes unable to do simple tasks for himself like getting a drink.

Alex became a pairaplegic when he asked me to scratch his nose.

by Stefan Mai July 3, 2008

paraplegic

someone who doesn't have full use of their body

did you hear about the paraplegic porn star? he's got an arm like a baby's dick

by elsteveador November 7, 2004

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

the parapalegic

A sexual position when you have a woman in the doggy style position laying belly down on the bed and you bend her legs back and press them to her ass. Giving the illusion that you are pumping a girl with no legs.

"Yo kiefer did give that bitch the parapalegic last night?"

by the hitman02 April 2, 2009

The parapalegic punisher

When a guy fucks a chick in a wheel chair untill she bleeds

Damon loves to give The parapalegic punisher.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006