Parawhore

A person having an insane and wild obsession for the rock band "Paramore"; crushing on all the band members and actually knowing ALL the lyrics to their songs.

Grace: "I think we have an emergency, I think we have an emergencyyyyy, if you think I'm leaving you were wrong, cause I won't stop holding on!!"
Nina: Damn, you've played that same song 17 times!! Turn it off!!
Grace: NO! I like Emergency, this one's one of the best. And Hayley's sooooo fuckin hawt!
Nina: Ugh. Such a parawhore.... -.-

by Minimackiemadness September 23, 2009

parawhore

A person who is obsessed with Paramore, and not just Hayley Williams or Jeremy Davies or any other person affiliated with Paramore..
Parawhores will know the relevance of such terms as 'Paramore is a band' and 'Love is the movement'

Hayley Williams: Hey to all you Parawhores out there!!

by Steven Parawhore May 15, 2007

parawhore

a person who is OBSESSED with the band paramore.

Spike: OMG I got every single song from paramore on my ipod, have the band tees,& went to their concert.

Dorie: STFU you parawhore!

by DorieDollxCORE January 23, 2009

Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.

Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 10, 2010

Paraphanoia

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009

Paraphenanigans

Committing shenanigans while under the influence of any mind altering drug.

The hooligans were up to no good at 2:00 in the morning, committing all sorts of paraphenanigans.

by Eat Your Weedies February 22, 2009

paraprofessional

A male assistant of a student. Student is smart, but requires a lot of attention, has a very nasty attitude at times, gets what he wants, not when he wants. Paraprofessional dress nice, likes suede shoes, shops at exspensive malls. Some have birthdays from December 13- January 21st! January 21st is the lucky birthday. Paraprofessionals are great at what they do! They are known to be born with patience and to help other students become successful. I love my paraprofessional.

A male aged from 25-26 that assists Marcus everyday. He is like a big brother to Marcus. Marcus may not show how much he appreciates Mr. Adams, but in the inside, Mr. Adams is helping Marcus become successful! Paraprofessionals are known to arrive late sometimes, but they love having conversations. They love the future.

by Sky112 November 17, 2013