Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.
by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019
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Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
by The Nightfly October 24, 2019
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The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.
Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019
Get the hyzer paradox mug.Describing the ironic situation of the FOX media corporation, which owns both FOX and FOX News.
The FOX television network is infamous for producing "morally questionable" television programs that often depict sexuality, violence, and anti-conservative themes (ie. dysfunctional families, drug use, gays/lesbians).
At the same time, the FOX News network is infamous for their blatant support of the socially conservative right wing. The right wing includes groups such as the PTC (Parents Television Council), which filed more than 95% of indecency complaints to the FCC.
This is known as the FOX paradox.
The FOX television network is infamous for producing "morally questionable" television programs that often depict sexuality, violence, and anti-conservative themes (ie. dysfunctional families, drug use, gays/lesbians).
At the same time, the FOX News network is infamous for their blatant support of the socially conservative right wing. The right wing includes groups such as the PTC (Parents Television Council), which filed more than 95% of indecency complaints to the FCC.
This is known as the FOX paradox.
FOX TV Shows:
The Simpsons - dysfunctional family, gay characters (Smithers, Patty, Lenny/Carl)
The O.C. - dysfunctional families, lesbian characters (Marissa/Alex), drug use, sexuality
FOX News Programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - often criticizes rap artists and the liberal media for morally corrupt social values
The Simpsons - dysfunctional family, gay characters (Smithers, Patty, Lenny/Carl)
The O.C. - dysfunctional families, lesbian characters (Marissa/Alex), drug use, sexuality
FOX News Programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - often criticizes rap artists and the liberal media for morally corrupt social values
by SE(x,y) Softie March 5, 2005
Get the FOX Paradox mug.An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”
by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018
Get the Nani Paradox mug.A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
by pandaque April 24, 2015
Get the T-Shirt Paradox mug.Paradoxx: An astoundingly powerful Death Knight whose legend is fast spreading beyond his home server of Bronzebeard. He is known for his vast and all-consuming ego, his inconceivably high DPS in both aoe and single target, and his ability to steal the aggro from any given tank.
Common descriptions of Paradoxx include: arrogant, aggro-whore, devoid of all conscience, embodiment of god-complex, second Lich King.
Common descriptions of Paradoxx include: arrogant, aggro-whore, devoid of all conscience, embodiment of god-complex, second Lich King.
"See Paradoxx on his chopper? Just told me I'd gemmed wrong."
"Yeah, he was in my last dungeon. Stole the aggro from the tank in 4 seconds flat. And you are gemmed wrong, m8 :)"
"Yeah, he was in my last dungeon. Stole the aggro from the tank in 4 seconds flat. And you are gemmed wrong, m8 :)"
by Oblivion6 August 9, 2010
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