pantalonaise

pant mayonaise, sperm

" Hey, baby, Want some pantalonaise on your sandwhich?'

by fartfucker February 12, 2007

Pantalooned

The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.

Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned

Example 2:

Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"

by J.R.R. Lolkin January 15, 2017

pantaloupes

Shapely buttocks, male or female

I've still got the goods; check out these pantaloupes!

by El Rob July 18, 2005

pantaloon

A garment that is worn on the legs. Pantaloons generally fasten around the waist and reach to the ankles.

"Your pantaloons are most excellent."

by Licktheoutlet August 11, 2005

Pantaloon

A song by the smol bean Tyler Joseph. The song starts with him saying his grandad died when he was 9 and he thinks it was the pantaloon
The pantaloon is his father

This is a song btww

Your grandpa died when you we're 9

You have learnt way to soon you should never trust the pantaloon
Your dad is now the pantaloon

by TyJo + Jishwa |-/ ❤️💀 May 21, 2018

pantaloons

pants in general, or more specifically, pants which are so big that they look like a balloon around your legs.

omg, those pantaloons look ridiculous on you!

by Rosepartymix August 17, 2007

Pantagonist

A character in a story that causes conflict by not wearing pants.

The pantagonist of the book was continually flashing key characters, causing a severe shift in the plot!

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 1, 2010