An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.
Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
by lenneord January 21, 2009
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by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018
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Panchling
• Panceling
• panchoing
• pancaking
• Punching Bag
• punching the clown
• patching
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• punching down
• penciling
by Nick Conte October 4, 2005
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Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
by Arcaros August 1, 2017
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by Poptart656 August 5, 2017
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by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021
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When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".
by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009
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