Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Pancantankerous

When you are hangry for pancakes

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous

by Yomamas flapjax April 20, 2017

The Pacman

A favorite among retro video game buffs and ass play aficionados, The Pacman is becoming a standard of the underground sex scene. This simple to do delight requires the insertion of anal beads into the rectum of your partner. Next, the beads are pulled one by one using your mouth. This action mimics the famous video game character eating the pellets. In addition, fruit preserves, which represent the fruits eaten in the game, may be spread onto the sphincter to enhance the ass-tastic flavor of the extracted beads.

When the beads are in deep,
Why use your hand?
Have some retro fun
and do The Pacman!

by Autistic Pornstar April 11, 2010

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

panangle

The act of goofily waltzing about in a lanky fashion

"I was panangling around the house while cleaning"
"Look at that guy panangle around like a noodle with legs"

by Wobbly_ May 26, 2023

Pacman Jonesin'

To be in the state of perpetual ghetto thugishness, despite having millions of dollars. To believe that the system is biased against you, while in reality the system has paid you enough to take care of your family for generations. To continually act foolish, immature, and angry; possess handguns for show; use drugs; spend hundreds of thousands on clothes while your former neighbors get their heat shut off; and basically ignore societies laws and norms, while hard-working middle-class Americans who live paycheck to paycheck find a way to obey the law. To be a 16-year-old angst-ridden thug crybaby in a 24-year-old multi-millionaire body. Termed after Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones.

The potential for millions of dollars and an NFL career wasn't enough for Maurice Clarett, who was Pacman Jonesin' around in his SUV one night when he was pulled over wearing Kevlar body armor and possessing an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a hatchet, three semi-automatic 9mm pistols, and a loaded AK-47 variant.

by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007