palinate 

palinate: (v) (pah-lin-ayt) to reduce an entire paragraph to a single rambling, confusing sentence, simply by replacing all transitional phrases with random somewhat related thoughts, and by replacing all punctuation with folksy phrases such as "ya' know". 'Palinate' is similar to 'concatenate', but with loss of meaning or clarity.

Yeah, after that fifth of whiskey I guess I went back and palinated my thesis. It will take days to fix.

palinate by monkeybreath May 25, 2010

Palinite 

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

Palinite by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

Paxinated 

When a teacher takes you to their office and rapes you

Timmy got paxinated yesterday

Paxinated by Jimothan May 7, 2019

paulinated 

When a chick finds out shes knocked up by Paul.

Man, girl... He paulinated me!

paulinated by hellCatmel November 19, 2010

Palienate 

Verb, (Political Slang) To nominate a Vice-Presidential candidate who initially appears to balance the electoral ticket, but ends up attracting only the most rabid and vociferous supporters from the other side of the party, thus ensuring you will lose your chance at the Presidency.

Guy1:"What did you think of Joe Biden as the VP choice?"
Guy2:" Well, I thought he was going to palienate the Right-wing Democrats with his pro-union schtick, but on the whole, looks like he's nailed it."

Palienate by UncleDes March 2, 2009

Palminate 

To have your ass kicked for looking at one's ass.

Jeff is gonna palminate you if you don't stop looking at my ass.

Palminate by SBtheRealDeal October 8, 2009

Palinite 

Someone who defends the actions and/or ridiculous comments from Alaskan female candidates no matter if they catch on fire from spontaneous combustion as "A breath of fresh air".

Husband: People use phrases like "You Betcha'", "Say it ain't so, Joe" and "Doggone it" in the political world?!

Wife: Who cares if she doesn't know what she is talking about! She's just speaking to the average Joe Six Pack, she's a breath of fresh air!

Husband: Don't be such a Palinite!

Palinite by MrJinglesx79 January 20, 2009