stefano valentini

STEFANO VALENTINI HOT-ASS VILLIAN IN THE EVIL WITHIN 2:
5'10
148 lbs.
Italian 🇮🇹

Serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for his photos aka his art
Loves his camera and knife
Can teleport in a blue mist
Wears a navy suit and a red scarf
Has a wide vocabulary
Cute
Has a piece of art named Obscura (As seen in gif)

Fear radiates from you, it's beautiful but not yet finished. I am Stefano and now you are my art.
~Stefano Valentini

by uoYredruM June 14, 2018

jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.

at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."

by asdfg_nwp July 22, 2010

Palistinian

Someone who does not know how to spell "Palestinian".

The person who created the previous entries under "Palistinian".

by Brett Isham January 13, 2004

Palentine

When you are lonely on Valentine’s Day, you and your friend do the actions of what a valentine would do with no romantic relations.

Jenn’s boyfriend broke up with her a week before Valentine’s Day, but her bestfriend agreed to be her palentine

by Lols for kails January 24, 2019

Palentine

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

parentified child

A parentified child is a child who is forced to act like an adult when they are still in their childhood. They tend to take on adult responsibilities for themselves, their siblings and often their parents.

Signs you were parentified as a child:
-Often told you were "mature for your age"
- Pulled into arguments between parents
- Relied on for emotional support from parents
- Spend a big chunk of time taking care of others in your family
-Often feeling responsible for the feelings and wellbeing of others
- Lack of boundaries with family members
- The familv peacekeeper
No time to be a child or engage in child-like activities

Person 1: “I feel like i’m my mom’s therapist”

Person 2: “- oh… so your a parentified child”

by pd0342026 June 28, 2023

Drone Parenting

The act of parenting in a manner in which you are so far up your own kid's ass that you lose your identity, or ability to function in a reasonable, rational and otherwise non-destructive way.

I used to worry about being supportive of my kid, but then I saw Christy and her drone parenting style - I'm alright letting little Jonny entertain himself a while.

by Snarky_Minotaur October 30, 2014