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Pajama Sam

The fucking coolest blue mother fucker ever! With his red fucking cape and his black fucking eye mask. Finding puzzle pieces/socks all over the fucking place. Little man is scared of the fucking dark.
--BRimar
Thunder and lightning aren't so mother fucking frightening

Dude that guy is fucking scared of the dark, what a Pajama Sam.

Dude I just found my sock! Im so Pajama Sam!!
by Fagstain January 27, 2009
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Pajama Pants

What overweight food stamp people wear all the time so as they get fatter they expand with them
Chad : Wow look at all the Pajama Pant's in the store today!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding it's disgusting to see them fill there carts with junk food and pass right by the soap isle.
Chad : I know I bet when they have sex it smell's like rotten fish in there bed.
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Pajama Pants!
Chad : Get lost you fat smelly fucker!
by SlopNChop April 22, 2017
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pajama punch

One punch that knocks a victim out cold, or puts the victim "to sleep".
"Did you see the game between Boise State and Oregon?"
"Yeah! That kid from Boise State got put to sleep with a pajama punch!"
by D Russ January 19, 2010
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pajama snot

1. any seminal or vaginal fluid, especially a male nocturnal emission.

2. untrue or inaccurate speech, especially when unknown by the speaker.

3. used to describe anything that resembles seminal or vaginal fluid.

4. an expletive indicating surprise or anger, or emissions from a human body caused by beating (physical or metaphorical).
1. "I had that dream again, where Jake and I are taking turns fucking the shit out of a dolphin, and as usual I woke up covered in pajama snot."

2. "The woman was spewing pajama snot, using centuries old ineffective arguments heard a thousand times before."

3. "You put way too much mayo on this, its nothing but a pajama snot sandwich."

4. "Arthur beat the pajama snot out of that guy in debate!"
by Myspace A&A December 9, 2008
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pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.
We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.
by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015
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pajama glue

Aww man, ma pee hole be stuck shut with pajama glue again ! MAAAAAA, HEP ME PUUULEEEEZZZZ !!
by pooter September 15, 2004
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pajama class

A class of people who have become complacent and continue to live in "lockdown mode". They are the "non essentials" They spend without earning. Shop in public wearing pajamas and complain when their door dash is late or their Netflix buffers.
The pajama class is complaining that the Golden Corral is understaffed, yet they refuse to work there because its beneath them.
by John Galt 2021 June 28, 2021
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