Patience

Literally the best fucking person ever. Patience is someone you will always love and will always miss whether you like it or not. She has the best fucking personality, and is more attractive than anyone you will ever meet. You will really love this person, more than anyone else. Be thankful if you ever meet one. She can be petty and insensitive at times, but chances are she's aware of it. Don't get on a Patience's bad side, or she will literally bite your head off. Don't argue with a Patience if you can avoid it, because she really likes winning. She's an evil bitch, but you might love that.

"Patience is such a whore, I love her."

by Pat7979 July 28, 2019

Patience

A really sexy girl. Really funny,sometimes a bit goofy. She is a really good friend to have and she's hella great in bed.

Wow that girl looks hot, she must be Patience

by Lollipops on Sunshine April 9, 2017

patience table

The ledge at a window or counter of a booth where customers (or similar) are separated by a partial wall from cashiers (or similar). It is a place where objects (such as money or credits cards) can be placed on while receiving service.

Patience tables are generally found in places including banks, pharmacies, ticket booths, and snack bars.

The name "patience table" is given because people must wait patiently behind them.

Customers inside the bank place their checks and documents on a patience table while the tellers do their duties.

When getting your medicine refilled at the phamacy, you place your prescription on the patience table.

There is a patience table at the entrance to the theater where tickets are sold.

The vendor places the beverages on the patience table for the customer to pick up after they are purchased.

by Bed time April 27, 2010

Patience of a gnat

To be very impatient

I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.

by LydiaRae June 1, 2018

Patience Hodgson

The super cute lead singer of Brisbane rock band, The Grates.

Patience is known for having more energy then a 6 year old at a birthday party drinking coridal and eating cupcakes. Patience says the reason she dances around in the crazy way that she does because she would feel silly if she were on stage just standing there and singing.

Patience is famous for her eclectic wardrobe which consists of vintage dresses, flats, and brightly coloured tights.

"Who is this crazy bean jumping around on stage belting out some sweet lyrics to a funky song?"
"Why, that's Patience Hodgson, lead singer of The Grates!"

by The Grates biggest fan September 14, 2006

Patience of a Nigga

A term used for a person who is very persistent and patient that they are willing to wait their entire life for something. The only person who does not complain when their food is an hour late. Mostly present in nigglets named Babatunde. The main reason why dads take 18 years to get home from buying milk. There is a 1/1,000,000 chance for someone to be born with this trait.

Person 1: Hey man I haven't seen ya for a while. Where have you been?
Person 2: I've been camping outside this Walmart for the past year to get some milk for my little nigglets.
Person 1: Man, you've got the Patience of a Nigga.

by Obsessed Luckyshipper November 23, 2020

Patience

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.

Denotes lenience, forbearance, fortitude, patient endurance, longsuffering. It describes a person who has the power to exercise revenge but instead exercises restraint.

We are "strengthened with all might, according to his glorious power, unto all patience and longsuffering with joyfulness". Colossians 1:11

by LoveLight October 27, 2012