spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

paedophile

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym

by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003

penophobe

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.

I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!

by Nemmie February 15, 2008

pedophobia

Actually, pedo is a derivation of latin word "paedo", while means children. Therehence, a pedopobic person has a fear of children. More correctly, this is spelled and pronounced paedo, not pedo, which is a form of transport.

AAARRGGHHH! Children! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008

paedophile

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure

1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.

by urbankhaos May 17, 2003