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Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
by mort March 21, 2005
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karl pilkington

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong
Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange
by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018
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parkingsons

When you forget where you left your car.
I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.
by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015
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the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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paddington bear

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.
That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.
by ben_waballs December 24, 2008
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jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."
Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.
by Kevin M August 23, 2006
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paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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