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Pachydermaboxus

Secular interpretation of all religions as different representations of the same phenomenon. Often adopted as a belief system. Popular with agnostics and former atheists. Usually linked to a socially liberal world view that promotes interpersonal relationships and education as the path to peace. Also known as the Elephant in a Box Theory.

The mythology of Pachydermaboxus is as follows:

There is a metaphysical room in which there is no light. In the middle of this metaphysical room is a metaphysical box full of holes. Within the metaphysical box is a metaphysical elephant. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives. Many find the box. Many do not. Of those that find the box, some reach in and feel the elephant's ear. Some reach in and feel the elephant's tail. Some reach in and feel the elephant's foot. Some reach in and feel the elephant's trunk. Some reach in and feel nothing at all. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives, and no matter what they experience, upon departing the room everyone says, That is God.
Her boyfriend's Jewish but she's Pachydermaboxus.
by pachyderma July 9, 2010
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pacaderm

a mamal that is very huge or big other wise used as a insult
you pacaderm

go suck a pacaderm

u look like a pacader
by yoyonay April 3, 2010
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pachadermyalous

(adj.) extremely large &, to some extent, shaped like an elephant; elephantine. This word was coined to label a huge cumulus cloud which briefly appeared to look like an elephant's head with its trunk extended.
Ex. sentence: Jeez. look at that cloud! It's pachadermyalous!
by The Grouper May 7, 2013
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pachyderm knuckle

a big fat pussy, a big fat camel toe
her lime green spandex accentuated her pachyderm knuckle to its full glory.
by hanoverfist October 20, 2009
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pachyderm

The group of animals that elephants, rhinos and hippopotamuses are in
"HEY! MOM! LOOK A PACHYDERM! COOL, RIGHT?"
by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013
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PackDemon

PackDemon is a feared person known as a hacker he owns a group named demonz that are skilled hackers/coders they swat / dox that is a crime and packdemon is also known for wanting to perform rituals and hexxing people, he is evil but fair.
girl: PackDemon is amazing I should dm him
boy: I wouldn't do that if I were you
by Scubby1 January 28, 2023
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Pachyderm Sqerm

I got a lot of milk when I did the pachyderm sqerm
by Johnny Mahfka August 13, 2017
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