Adam Pacitti

The person who is the creator of the "HELP ME FIND THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS" video, a viral video going around /b/ in 4chan where the original poster tells users it's pornography when it's really him. The hero of ugly girls with glasses everywhere. If you have been tricked into going onto his video, you have been dreamgirl-rolled.

"dude i saw this really hot girl yesterday"
"PULL AN ADAM PACITTI ON HER"

by girlwithglasses June 15, 2009

Hayden Panettiere

A goddess of the creatures of the sea with an outgoing and friendly personality. She takes the form of an extremely attractive human who happens to be one of America's most successful movie actresses. She was a cheerleader during her years in school and has acted in many roles of cheerleaders in movies, but her most notable role is Claire Bennet from Heroes, where one of her unnecessary powers, regeneration, is put to use. The reason she has chosen the form of an attractive human is to draw the attention to build support to help keep alive her two groups of cohorts called the "Whales" and the "Dolphins", whether it's acting out as the spokesman for the Whaleman Foundation, making bold attempts to save fellow comrades from getting slaughtered personally, known as "Saving The World", or reaching out to her fans via the internet. Hayden is also a singer/songwriter, and her human boyfriend is Milo Ventimiglia, who also plays a character on Heroes.

Girl: My report is on Hayden Panettiere.
Boy: Who the hell's that?
Girl: Oh, she's an actress known as the "Cheerleader who wants to Save the World."
Boy: Pfft. Cheerleaders? Boring. Why not do one on Britney Spears?
Girl: ...Are you kidding me?! God I bet is laughing at you right now.

by Smart American Male June 3, 2008

Panettiere

Chock full of awesomesauce.

Panettiereawesomesauce

by Jimmy Cobb December 17, 2009

Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.

Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Pacitti

a big italian who always blames the little guy, in most cases the little guy is a korean guy.

(Pacitti spills some water)
Pacitti: That clearly wasn't me, you all saw (##@#@#@*#&) do it!

(#$(#$&(*#$&#$&): aw dang!

by Patrick Young November 21, 2006

packettie

A female who is enrolled in the "cock for rock" program.
Leader of the packetties Is the packeteer.

Male packattie is know as a palletie.

Exchanges sexual favours for packets of rock.

"Here packettie, packettie, packettie" said while waving packet in one's face.

"Wheres all the packetties tonight"?

by Miss dollylishious, the waffle March 23, 2016

Hayden Panettiere

1. Perky, bubbly, smiley blonde actress and conclusive proof that good things do come in small packages.

2. A likeable and talented performer who Tailwind Productions and NBC should never have left out of any episodes of "Heroes" (coincidence that it started to slip when Tim Kring okayed Hayden-less episodes? I don't think so).

3. Fond of older men, so presumably left cold by the boybands of the world. Also fond of tattoos, but prefers relatively unobtrusive and attractive ones to covering every square inch of skin (cf. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox).

4. Actress given the world's most frequently misspelt surname (Panaterre, Pantierre, Pannettiere, Pantyliner etc).

Maybe I'll never get to tap that sweet ass Hayden Panettiere has, but at least she won't let Justin Bieber near it either the way Selena Gomez did.

by Cindylover1969 January 7, 2011