The greatest Formula Driver to never win a Championship. He competed in Formula 1 from 2001 to 2006 and is my favorite driver to date.
Person 1: Juan Pablo Montoya is the greatest to never win Championship
Person 2: What make him?
Person 1: Watching him race BMW M-Power V10s is incredibly entertaining, he used to beat Michael Schumacher too.
Person 2: What make him?
Person 1: Watching him race BMW M-Power V10s is incredibly entertaining, he used to beat Michael Schumacher too.
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