PTSD

Present Trump Stress Disorder, hopefully soon to become Post Trump Stress Disorder. A condition exacerbated by having to listen to the ridiculous shit emanating from his large blowhole.

All of this campaign political crap has given me a severe case of PTSD. Why can't he just ooze away and leave us alone.

by blankford October 13, 2016

PTSD

Put
That
Shit
Down

"James tell that monkey to PTSD"

by LowKey4263 May 30, 2019

PTSD

Penis That needs Sucking Disorder

I told this hooker I had PTSD and she gave me a hell of a blowjob.

by Potatobagel September 10, 2019

PTSD

Pass the Sprite Darek!

A common string of words used at most Frat parties and DnD assemblies

“Stop hogging the sprite Darek”
“Chad you know his throat is as dry as his nutters”

What a classic PTSD

by Dr. Smallwood February 2, 2020

PTSD

Nostalgia that scares people

Yeah I have nostalgia... I MEAN PTSD

by yummy1stgrader October 11, 2019

PTSD

PTSD is a mental disorder that makes u have flashbacks and nightmares of a terrifying accident.

Erik got PTSD after he tried to make noodle wok.

“Hey Erik , hows the noodle wok going?”
-
Noodle flashback intensity’s

by anonymous September 14, 2020

PTSD

Ptsd stands for professional talent at sucking dick it can be used in many different ways

Micheal says i have a PTSD after last night

by DammmKian August 8, 2019