pop can charm

When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.

"Man, what a short, fat dick."

"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"

by JordanCHOADBOY October 26, 2007

pop can poop

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!

The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!

by danofiremano December 16, 2013

Whoo You Can Pop Out Minions!

Something you say to a female when she tells you she started her period.

Daughter: Hey, Mom, I think I got my period.

Mother: Whoo You Can Pop Out Minions!

by SplandiferousGurlllll June 6, 2010

pop a can

To actually notice something or care about something

Bro you know I pop a can for you

by Lyner September 21, 2019

can i pop a digiorno

A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed

Something you do with your penis

"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."

"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."

by Chick Fingers November 29, 2013

Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon

Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.

Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.

by Al-Kai'eran October 4, 2009

Pop Cocks Popping Candy

When your having sex with your significant other on New Years Eve, at the stroke of midnight as the dazzling fireworks starts to go off, you pull out, open a sachet of pop rocks (Popping candy purchased from Walmart) slide your dick into the sachet then quickly insert back into her vagina. Deep penetration while your grinding will set off a crackling orgasmic popping explosion for your genital organs and finish off by licking the remaining candy off each other with a sixty nine.

Daddy: 'I used to buy the kids just a couple of sachets, I know buy boxes of Pop Cocks Popping Candy but I hide them from the kids'.

by Popping Daddy January 2, 2018