Eli Porter

One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter

by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008

Zefron Poster

A zefron poster makes a boss horcrux in AVPM. It is also one Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Dumbledore and one Draco Malfoy's favorite chistmatic humanitaian. It is deeply rivaled by umbridges talor launtner poster.

Ron: THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER!
and....
Dumby: He just seems like such a chistmatic humanitaian
and....
Ron: Let's take this bit of garbage down! (atempts to take Talor Launtner)

by Starkidloverererer October 12, 2010

Poltard

Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).

Damn this board is full of poltards.

by Tranny420 December 3, 2020

Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

Eli Porter

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008

Austin Porter

Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.

“Austin Porter is so talented.”

by PastelTori October 28, 2018

posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017