podium amnesia

When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience
I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me
by Kingsman November 16, 2017
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Podium party

The act of shaking up a carbonated drink and shooting the stream in a race-like champagne bottle podium party celebration.
I can’t wait to podium party the girls at the bar thought
by Chavoboy August 30, 2023
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Own the Podium

Based on the program of the same name, launched by the Canadian government ahead of the Vancouver Olympics. The goal was to be the top medal winning team and place in the top 3 in the Paralympics.

The program was a failure in any measurable way and was blamed in part for the death of Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili.
As a result, the term is now an ironic, dismissive way to say "You suck." It is best used on a canadian, who will know the origin and the stigma it carries. Fricken Canadians.
American Girl: "So I was watching this movie with Ryan Reynolds yesterday..."
Canadian Male beaks in "Ryan Reynolds is Canadian!"
American Girl (waves hand): "Yeah, you guys really own the podium. Anyways, that movie sucked."
by goldie1 February 23, 2010
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Own the Podium

-A phrase used to describe an action done by an individual or a group of individuals in which the end result (usually hoped to involve success) is utter failure and embarrassment.

-A sarcastic statement to denote the attempted, but failed, endeavor for victory.
Bob: Hey, have you caught the latest on the 2010 Winter Olympics and how the Canadians still can't win on their home turf?

John: Yeah, Canada seems to Own the Podium this year, huh? What tools.
by olympics2010 February 16, 2010
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That’s podium

After your boy came back to your seats at a sports game with an extra beer

You say: “that’s podium”
by Jckndhm June 26, 2024
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Podium finish

There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".

While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"
"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"

"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"

"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"
by podium.finish May 1, 2010
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Podium Man

The man that stole the Speaker’s Podium from the US Capital building and put it for sale for $14k on EBay.
Person 1: “aye did you hear Podium Man got arrested?”
Person 2: “Did anyone buy the podium at least?”
by MakoTheArmenian January 10, 2021
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