Pickleball is a paddle sport that combines elements of tennis, badminton & ping-pong, with the intention to keep obese Americans from playing a more athletic game like tennis to support their overpriced health care system.
"So irritated...they converted all the public tennis courts but one court to a Pickleball court."
"Gotta keep Americans fat to feed the health care system."
"Gotta keep Americans fat to feed the health care system."
by FudryDudry May 21, 2023
Get the Pickleballmug. I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.
Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball
Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball
by Senor Dank Nugs April 9, 2024
Get the Hairy Pickleballmug. by lamarcus22 June 12, 2023
Get the pickleballmug. by 3viliv3 August 10, 2025
Get the Pickleballsmug. Bad Looks Pickleball- To be embarrassed so badly that the only way to describe the immeasurable amount of aura loss is "BAD LOOKS PICKLEBALL".
"AFTER MEMBERS OF THE GOCK DISCORD WERE OUTRANKED BY GHARM RICHIE IN MARVEL RIVALS THEY EXPERIENCED BAD LOOKS PICKLEBALL"
by Tripleyoshi January 15, 2025
Get the Bad Looks Pickleballmug. The better version of Pickleball. Legend has it every Singles Pickleball player is the most attractive, generous, kind and amazing person in the world. Not to fancy like Tennis. Not to lazy like Doubles Pickleball. If you are here play Singles Pickleball. What are you doing?
Tennis player cries because there sport is dying
Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours
Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today
Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours
Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today
by Shawarma muncher July 5, 2025
Get the Singles Pickleballmug. Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024
Get the broken pickleballmug.