pickleball 

The most cringe sport ever created

Watching pickleball, it's pretty cringe

pickleball by lamarcus22 June 12, 2023

Pickleball Brains 

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

Pickleball Brains by jondich February 26, 2021

Pickleball Confess 

When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.

Bro, you sent that to US! You gotta pickleball confess tomorrow.

Pickleball Confess by JoeMazing January 18, 2019

Pickleball Two-man

A double date in which the person who organized it (typically named Warner) will only have an enjoyable time if the party plays pickleball for hours on end while not saying a word to the person they are set up with.

Yo, I went on a Pickleball Two-man last night, it was so boring, but I swear she likes me!

Pickleball Two-man by Nat Frizzo May 20, 2026

Hairy Pickleball 

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.

I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

Hairy Pickleball by Senor Dank Nugs April 9, 2024

broken pickleball 

This is someone or something that no one wants to play with or be around anymore.

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"

broken pickleball by von groovy June 22, 2024

Singles Pickleball 

The better version of Pickleball. Legend has it every Singles Pickleball player is the most attractive, generous, kind and amazing person in the world. Not to fancy like Tennis. Not to lazy like Doubles Pickleball. If you are here play Singles Pickleball. What are you doing?

Tennis player cries because there sport is dying

Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours

Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today

Singles Pickleball by Shawarma muncher July 5, 2025