Picasso

The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.
Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."
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The Picasso

Building up air pressure in a girl during sex, cumming in her, then pressing down on her stomach to watch the queef splatter it all on the wall.
I performed The Picasso last night with my girl, it was a beautiful work of art!
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After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back
I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.
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An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.
Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.
by Waky October 05, 2006
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I wish I was a Picasso.
by acso man March 07, 2009
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The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.
Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”

You absolute degenerate
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Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.

See also Monet and Van Gogh
'That bird mings, what a Picasso'

or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'

e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders
by Fresher November 25, 2005
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