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An obscenely tall, socially awkward guy who is very cynical and hard on himself. He oftens boasts about his lack of friends and his extreme unattractiveness for girls. He is very depressing and his loud voice makes him frequently annoying. However, he is actually a very sweet, kind boy that few people take the time to get to know. He is pessimistic, but if he weren't so blind to reality, he might see that there are people who genuinely care about him
Man, I always feel so depressed after talking to Petro
Petro by __blumberg April 19, 2011
A mix drink that has a shit load of Alcohol.
Damn fool this mix drink is petro.
petro by Jdawg949 April 17, 2006
a term used to describe any drug use mainly marijuana.
I smoked some petro last night and I was fucked up
I did petro once when I was in jail
petro by Anonymous July 13, 2003
Petro is the most complicatet person in the world. He is bipolar and depressive. He its savage. He love shopping, especially trainers,costumes and rings. He have problems with sleeping. He can be a motherfucker man but have a good heart. If you understand him he can give you the world. He knows how to take care for a girl and how to make her feel special. Have a good ability to make a girl horny and to make her falling in love with him.
Everyone wants to date with Petro. He its my boyfriend ,I 'am lucky!
Petro by By Arsa November 22, 2021

petro-sexual 

"Did Rob get back together with his girlfriend?"

"No. He's been 'petro-sexual' since he bought his '68 Camaro."

Petro the Pony 

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴