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Perfume on a Turd

When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."
by desertcajun October 26, 2008
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perfume slip stream

the short trail of perfume smell that comes off a girl when she walks
"Dude I just got out of Amanda's perfume slip stream and damn did she smell goooooood"
by quitewhite April 26, 2014
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perfume jump

the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial
"that fucker kept using his teeth so I perfume jumped all over his face. take that asshole!"
by atillathehoney February 22, 2008
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Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011
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perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other
Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.
by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014
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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
by Vinderex January 7, 2018
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Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.
ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.
by Spacecowboyi19 July 1, 2018
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