Perf

Literally: Perfect: excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement, exactly fitting the need in a certain situation or for a certain purpose. For those too lazy to say the word in its entirety.

"How about we meet at 12:00?"

"Perf."

Perf by nb062284 March 12, 2009

perf

perf, short for perfect. Excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement.

oreos and milk is a perf combination.

perf by JHGDHK March 14, 2011

Perf

(purf). Vulgar.



–noun
:
1.a flatus expelled through the anus whilst on one's period.
2.an irritating or foolish person covered in blood



-verb:
3.to expel a flatus through the anus during the menstrual cycle (break blood). Can be disgustingly audible like slapping a raw porterhouse steak against a slab of concrete.
4.to waste time during the menstrual cycle usually by hibernating or binging.

The other day while me and Becky were at the Wahl-mart, Becky had the most epic perf we had to leave the store because they banned us, and I was like say wha?

That faggle is being such a perf!

Rhonda perfed the other day in line at the McDonalds poor girl... everyone knows you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.

I was perfing around the pantry the other day and wore myself out so I decided to take a three-day nap.

Perf by whopigsoey January 12, 2011

Perf

Someone who is twerkalicious, sexy, unbearable, perfect and perfalicious.

"OMG Elaine so perf. It's just so unbearable!"

Perf by ThisIsSuchATrueDef February 4, 2013

Perf

A shortening of the word "Perfect" used in conversations by douche bags who feel their time is too valuable to just pronounce the word in it's entirety.

Tri Delt A - "We're going to pick up the boys around 7, take pictures, and head to the fratty fridays party from there."
Tri Delt B - "Perf!"

Perf by BigTex75025 September 18, 2009

perf

Short form of the word 'performance'. Usually used in online foraa by members who have so much to post in so little time that they couldn't be arsed to write the whole word out.

Also used as a short form for 'perfume'.

John was so negative all the time that he just couldn't perf in bed.

Man this thread stinks. Pass the perf.

perf by bangali_khota April 4, 2009

Perf

Short form of "Perferated bowel".

Evan: Wow, that's just perf.
Josh: Perferated bowel?
Evan: Yes.

Perf by Casement March 19, 2011