PBR

what you would drink if you weren't such a pussy.

"What do you drink?"

"Heineken..."

"HEINEKEN !?! Fuck that shit....PABST BLUE RIBBON !!!!!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

PBR

Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, a great American beer for great Americans. Legend suggests that PBR was first used during the Revolutionary War, quenching the thirst of patriots. Unfortunately, in recent times PBR's image has been tarnished by tight jean wearing hipsters who wish to defile its tradition and take it as their own. True Americans see through this, and understand that it is a fad that will pass.

Hey Matt, is that a hipster I see drinking a "PBR"?!
Yea, WTF?!
Let's kick his ass!!

by SlapshotRegatta13 April 21, 2011

PBR

The finest, smoothest drinking beer out of a can; evidence that there truly is a higher power.

After a hard day's work I came home and fired down 15 PBR's to take the edge off.

by Lad June 4, 2003

PBR

Inexplicably popular hipsterbrau.

by Brian X September 16, 2003

PBR

Acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Some of the worse domestic skunk water ever to hit the market. Usually purchased by college frat & sorority kids who can't afford anything else but wanna look cool drinking their beer. Has become quite the phenomenon in the past couple of years, tho inexplicably so.

Yo, we having dat house party tonight, braski??

Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!

by Tommyt March 6, 2009

PBR

short term for post-burrito (sexual) relations

Guy: Wanna go to Chipotle?
Girl: Yea! I wanna get a meaty burrito!
Guy: I'll give you a meaty burrito when we have some PBR after this

by dudebro213 June 18, 2011

PBR

Paper Bag Required. A definition used to describe a female who is somewhat unattractive, particularly in the head/facial region.

You: Dude, you should go for that chick!

Friend: You got a paper bag? She is totally PBR...

by Paper Bag Guy September 25, 2006