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1. a candy bar
2. teh day on which you get paid
3. an erection
4. to blow your load
i was eating a Payday tm on payday, when i say this beutiful body, so i got an emidiate payday. I walked over, found out she was a hore, so i bought her services. 3 mins latter i paydayed
payday by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005
"Man, My date last night rocked. We sat outside of the Church and she gave me a payday before we went in."
payday by Joshua Dylans April 26, 2008
Most of us know as a Money day some of us know it as a candy bar and rarely do people think of it as that one board game at your grandmas house but have you ever heard of the payday with the doughnut and the weenier trick is to shoot the wiener over the pancakes to get extra points and if it the wiener goes in the wrong hole you loose points. It’s a pretty fun game
Him:Do you play payday??
Her: Which version?
Him: oh you know I love the 2nd version of payday!!
Payday by 1radbrad1 October 10, 2019
While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you pull out, take the girls purse and drive away in a van.
Caroline: "That's literal theft, oh my god! How dare you!? Come back here!"

Jeff: "Inside her purse there was dust, condoms and 50$. Such a good payday!"
Payday by atiredloser December 25, 2021
payday (n). slang for friday. derived from the room (29/01/22)
the mines got me exhausted, but at least tomorrow is payday.
payday by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

PAYDAY 2 

A good game produced by a company called Overkill with the help of Starbreeze. The community is split up into two groups, the greedy rude people, and the good people whom you could have a conversation with. It's a 4 player co-op heist game on Steam, and it is very good. After 2 years of continuously updating it, and 2 more to come if the greedy people don't mess things up for OVERKILL, the game is good and getting better... For now. But the trailers are terrible so don't trust the trailers.
"I dread the day EA buys OVERKILL, because then PAYDAY 2 will be ruined."
PAYDAY 2 by Billy Numerous May 17, 2015