Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

Tony Parker

An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.

Did you see that pass from Tony Parker?
Yeah!

by david faustino October 15, 2012

Parker Effect

When a school slowly tricks it’s students into joining the LGBTQ community.

That school has the parker effect.

by pooplmao937 May 25, 2023

closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

Peter Parker

Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.

Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.

by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013

perverse family

something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.

how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…

after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..

by traumatizedperson November 22, 2021

Parker Luck

Named for the hero of Spider-Man; refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks. This trait may be heriditary in Spider-Man's case, as his parents were successful CIA agents but died in an plane crash.

"My aunt is in a coma, I'm a fugitive from the law, and I can't help but feel something bad is about to happen to my marriage...damn this Parker Luck!"

by onimaruxlr November 26, 2007