Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
by A Flesh June 10, 2009
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Pap Smear

When a girl gives a dude head, uses her teeth, and makes him sore for the next few days.
Hey Billy, be careful with her! Cause that chick totally gave me a Pap Smear last night!
by joshdamigo February 5, 2009
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pap smear

Jimmy: "Fuck you, grandad!"
Jimmy's mom: "No need to pap smear grandad, Jimmy."
by papsmear123 May 23, 2018
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pap smear

n. faggot, a person who annoys you, a tool
shut up ricky, you fucking pap smear.
by Craig Stevens August 20, 2006
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pap smear

1. When you have sex with a dog.
2. When a chick resembles a dog that has just been fucked.
Guy 1: Dude I totally pap smeared last night.
Guy 2: NOOO WAAAY!!!
Guy 3: Ewww, look at that pap smeary bitch.
by Kyle Huffman July 16, 2008
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Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.
I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!
by D-Linquent July 27, 2011
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pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.
The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.
by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008
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