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The most feared letter that could be typed in a URL as the first letter by a parent or peer attempting to use your device to search something. Especially stressful if continued by the letters O and then R.
Dad: Now just hold on, Jimbo. Just lemme use your computer to check out portfolio.com

*types P in the URL*

Jimmy: Oh fuck...
by Chuds McGee March 12, 2019
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:P is quite possibly one of the most clean and innocent emoticons to ever exist. You ideally would add this towards the end of your sentence to convey a sense of playfulness and lightheartedness, especially when the things you've said can come off as a bit inappropriate/insensitive if interpreted the wrong way.

NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).
TWO TEXTING SCENARIOS:

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P

Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2019
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A common typo of "lol", Mostly happens when you ain't lookin' at the keyboard.
by AC December 27, 2004
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Playa. Short and gangster for player.

Started by rapper Gunna and his Shady Baby friends, Gunna refers to any human to come across his presence as "P".
Going further to the use of P, 'Playas Only' was a small movement inspired by the Playboy magazine portraying Gunna as Hugh Heffner with his "Wunna Bunnies" recording the music video for his possible new track "Playas Only", and the main theme for his "Playas Room" birthday party full of high class guests and family.
Future (on the phone): "You pushin P?"

Gunna: You pushin P or what? OR WHAT??

Gunna: P.

Metro: Yea you get it!

Gunna: P!!! Heheh.

Metro: eheh.

Gunna: heh!..... heh.
by Getwifislimedripperanywhereugo December 5, 2021
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pirate smiley would be used to suggest your in a pirate-like-happy mood, the kind of mood for pilaging, pludering, burning homes, and stealing!
ye be a jerk

HEY--> you cant say that to me!

imma P), savvy?
by Natalie Kay November 27, 2006
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the YUM! emoticon. its not used frequently, but its definitly worth using in some situations.
mmm..noobs P:

i have to go eat dinner, brb P:
by chz, eh? March 20, 2008
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A kiss with tongue
A.K.A a French Kiss
*Boyfriend and Girlfriend are texting*

Him: Baby, I just want to feel your tongue again. It felt so hott and sexy.
Her: Well I can't give it to you right now. You're too far away. But I can give you a glimpse of how it's gonna be the next time we're together?
Him: What is it?
Her: :*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
by SexySlut233 February 4, 2012
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