Oxygen Thief

An individual who is so stupid, ignorant and inept that their breathing and existence in any environment or location should be considered a crime due to their inhalation of oxygen that would be better utilized by others.

I can't believe that Mike was promoted. He is the biggest oxygen thief in the office.

by Kernal Oil July 17, 2009

oxygen thief

One who leeches off other people, scrounges off their parents, annoys everyone they come into contact with, refuses to work, stays in bed until mid afternoon most days and wastes what money they do have on gambling machines and often has a lazy eye. Otherwise known as a parasite

Anthony Bell is a lazy parasitic oxygen thief.

by Shaun Elliott February 18, 2004

Oxygen Thief

Someone that is completely useless, a waste of space & bothersome and consequently shouldn't be stealing the oxygen we breathe

A true Oxygen Thief is a speed camera operator hiding near the bushes

by Jasperdistra September 29, 2010

oxygen thief

A person who is a waste of breath, and serves no purpose in this world. Commonly used by school principals

The 5 percent of the school are oxygen thiefs!

by the jew aka brandon jacobs August 24, 2011

oxygen thief

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.

For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Oxygen Thief

Oxygen Thief. Term used to describe someone male or female, that is no good/worthless. Better off dead. The world is just better off without them. Their }breathing is considered theivary of oxygen from planet Earth.

It's a shame that worthless scumbag is still breathing, damn Oxygen Thief.

by Brainsick June 19, 2017