Oncification

Once off occasion, only happens once ever.

"Fine Richard I will give you head, however, this is a oncification".

by ZenPooh January 3, 2022

mossification

the act or process of changing parts of something using the Moss method

The old dildo required mossification of the motor, It made that dildo purr when I put a bigger & faster motor in it.mossified

by mossified September 10, 2011

hossification

To become a hoss, specifically, to occupy more space as one becomes older. Characterized by a general thickening and/or shortening of the neck along with general physique ballooning. Accelerated by red meat, beer and too much maxing and relaxing. Hossification may be noticed at: high school reunions, family gatherings, annual meetings or any event that brings you into contact with people who you have not seen in awhile.

Note: Hossification does not necessarily entail merely getting fat

Dude did you see Doug at the bar? He has really hossified recently. Two more years and I'd say his hossification is complete.

by blessure grave February 25, 2010

Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010

Ossificationsville

The condition of being so set in ones ways that nothing gets into your brain any more.

What's the prognosis doctor? Ossificationsville of the central nervous system - your head is dead Fred.

by plat0 May 30, 2010

opsification

The act of taking a system that always works on the software developer's machine, and making it deployable and reliable in a production environment.

I've just completed the opsification of the new server and it will be going on to the production cluster this afternoon.

by pdxnerd September 4, 2013

Orsification

The process by which one transcends surface pleasures to seek a state of being that both uses and expands upon predisposed limitations to surpass any cornerstone and realize a vision far greater than oneself.

Don't be mad, it's orsification, with patience and persistence, your time will come.

by thelonelypoetic August 7, 2018