The godfather of rock,n,roll master of death metal above God on all levels undescribably unbeatable at rock,n,roll
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Former member of Black Sabbath, The Blizzard...Lord of Heavy Metal, The Universial God of Hard Rock! Crazy Train conductor (all abooooooord! HAHAHA!)
by CaptainSmashDrum June 25, 2004
Get the Ozzy Osbourne mug.The voice of heavy metal. Limited vocal range, but really... who gives a fuck? If Ronnie James Dio (technically a better singer) had sung with Sab from the beginning...
well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick.
I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie.
Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)
well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick.
I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie.
Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)
He's the ozzman, what can I say...
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Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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