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Orthodox

Original Church, as established by the apostles of Jesus. Eventually broken by the Western schism, also known as the Great Schism.

Rejects the papacy, while holding to Apostolic Tradition.
He is Orthodox.

He is a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church.
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Orthodox

The more peaceful and less aggressive branch of Christianity.
Most people, when they hear of Christianity, think mostly of the Roman Catholic branch. This branch led the crusades, forced people to convert, and created a world wide genocide, so to speak. Us Orthodox, had absolutely no say in this.
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Orthodox

Orthodox Christianity begins with the first Pentecost in Jerusalem and the spreading of the Holy Spirit on Christ's small circle of disciples. It is then that the Orthodox Church was born, today the second largest organized body of Christians in the world. The legal recognition of Christianity was by the Emperor Constantine at the beginning of the fourth century (312AD) and its recognition as the official religion of the Byzantium empire by the end, under Theodosius (392AD).
The Eastern Orthodox Faith has over 500,000,000 followers worldwide.
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orthodox brothers

These quotes by both Serbian and Greek representatives speak for themselves:

Former Foreign Minister George Andreas Papandreou, 15 March 2003, Belgrade:
"As a Greek I swear eternal friendship with the Serb people."

HRH Crown Princess Katherine, 18 December 2004:
"We have more in common than differences. The Greek people stood by our side more than any other nation. Up there we do not say the Greeks, we say our brothers. Whatever happens here – let's hope the time will never come – they will be by your side in no time. They are yours. You have won their brotherhood."

Bishop Nicolas of Sarajevo, Cyprus in July 1994 (20th anniversary of the Turkish invasion):
"We, the Serbs, are blessed to have God in heaven and Hellenes on earth. You the Hellenes have us Serbs as your friends. We will continue the struggle you undertook in 1974 against the Muslims until Constantinople becomes a centre for Orthodoxy." -

Former Prime Minister Konstantinos Mitsotakis Mitsotakis
"The Serbs are our true friends ..."
greeks and serbs = orthodox brothers

UNITED WE STAND.
DIVIDED WE FALL.
by BALKAN February 13, 2008
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Eastern Orthodox

Another term used to describe the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - i.e. the Orthodox Church.

The Orthodox Churhc was founded by Christ and His Apostles and is the oldest and second largest Church in existance. The majority of its adherants live in Eastern Europe, the Middle East and North Africa.

Some of its distinct features include its strong emphasis on Tradition and not adding or subtracting from the Faith and its rich liturgical life.
The Easyern Orthodox Church is the only true Church and has perfectly preserved the Truth of Christ.

The Eastern Orthodox Church is NOT Roman Catholic.
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The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"
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orthodox bookie

one who prefers books and doesn't enjoy their media adaptations
does Jessie want to see the new harry potter movie?

no she'd rather just read the book again she's an orthodox bookie
by MJ646 November 13, 2010
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