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Beta Orbiter

The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.
That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.
by PedatEbediyah February 2, 2015
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orbiter

A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.
Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.
by bladelaw January 3, 2006
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warm orifice

That into which a cock longs to be plunged -- usually balls deep -- repeatedly.

Plunging and replunging is best experienced with a cock of AT LEAST seven and a half inches length and considerable girth.
In middle school his hand was the warm orifice or so he deluded himself. That and a jizz sock started his conditioning of gratifying lust combined with fornication visualisation. Inured he would one day forge a habit of fornicating which would further harden his heart.

In high school he was able to buy devices to simulate a warm orifice; he was much more satisfied, albeit greater lust, with more vivid testosterone enhanced visualisations. In the afterglow of a softened cock he was unaware of his further hardening heart. At least he was without risk of becoming an std dispenser.

Gorged on simulated warm orifices, the flames of concupiscence burning brightly, blinded with hardened heart, he started using women for their warm orifices. Selfishly indifferent to the potential for conception and fatherhood brief though oral "contraceptives" allowed, he plunged and replunged his cock into each of her warm orifices in turn ultimately discarding her for the next set of warm orifices.

Married now and having abandoned the abortifacients masquerading as contraceptives he is permanently a father. He had his filling of her warm orifices he found himself longing for yet a new set of warm orifices.

She thought he loved her. He thought he loved her. They each vowed to love the other. One cannot promise to feel a certain way. Were their vows irrational? No. Love is an act of will. Can love abide lust? Who will stop the cycle?
by kmfrayed April 29, 2012
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Original Recipe

When you get killed or die in a game Dashie will lean into the mic and say “ORIGINAL RECIPE” And it is funny as shit
Dashie just died in Super Mario Maker 2. He got “Original Recipe
by Wtf is wrong with Chloe August 14, 2019
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Kasib - origin Arabic

1.Earner, winner, provider...

2.An extremely handsome, comedic, musically inclined, intelligent man. Born to be a leader, Kasib has proven to be fantastic at everything he sets his mind to.

3.Worlds greatest son, no mother or father could ask for a more amazing child.
"Kasib - origin Arabic"

If I know what love is, it is because of you, Kasib.

Who is that debonair dude?, he must be famous.... Nah, not yet... but that is Kasib..... isn't he dreamy...
by deazire November 27, 2011
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Roy Orbison

Rock and roll singer and songwriter with distinctive voice, highly regarded by the likes of Elvis Presley and Bob Dylan. Perhaps best known for "Only the Lonely", "Crying", and "Pretty Woman". Many of his songs focused on his emotions and feelings and had a slight tone of vulnerability, in contrast to the more masculine rock n'roll image at the time.
Stagnated in the 70's but returned shortly before his death in '88 with "You got it".
Roy Orbison was one of the greats
by John1001 October 26, 2014
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Original biscuit

The first female to have ever eaten the biscuit after a bukkake or a game of Soggy Biscuit.
That girl is the coolest girl in the world, she must be the Original Biscuit.
by O.B.1. November 16, 2011
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