on the house

umm this means that you can get something for free at a bar or a diner

here you can have some fries on the house...

by Epedemic_Optikz September 19, 2003

on the house

free of charge-giving sth in return for no money

A:u did grate on that show-no messing.take these books on the house

by amirbiglarbeigi September 22, 2005

On the house

When she easily lets other men have sex with her.

I would never have sex with her, she’s on the house.

by Biig worm May 4, 2020

Drinks on the house

When the drinks are offered by the bar or the house.
Basically free drinks.
Usually said to celebrate a special event.

Bar tender: "to celebrate the new opening, drinks on the house!"

by RaptorZzZ January 9, 2019

sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

little house on the prairie sex

Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.

"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."

by Dieina Fire October 16, 2008

Little House on the Prairie

Really weird and sick, perverted old program which comes on at 1:00 am on channel 82. There is "Pa," a transient dork who never seems to accomplish anything much, "Ma," the only one who seems to have any brain, "Mary," the blind chick, "Laura," the bucktoothed, pigtailed skank who at the age of about 12 goes after the cock of the farmer "Manly" with a vengeance and doesn't let up until he marries her and she gets it, her little sister whose name I forget and whom I think is retarded, "Doc Baker" who gets paid with fried chicken and biscuits, "Mrs. Oleson" who is rich and nosy about her peasant white trash neighbors, "Mr. Oleson" who is her husband who runs the Mercantile with her, and the Reverand Alden who preaches at the church which doubles as the school. The Ingalls fuck up and move a lot. To South Dakota several times, to Kansas once and to Iowa. They usually live in a pathetic little shack in Walnut Grove, Minnesota. When they need to go to the big city they go to Sleepy Eye. When they need to go to the really big city they go to Mankato. The father is sappy and cries a lot like a wuss and can't seem to stick to anything. That is about it.

It's 12:50 am. Let me put on my fucking pajamas and make a snack and watch that piece of shit program "Little House on the Prairie". I wonder what that skanky slut Laura will be up to tonight other than scheming to get her hands on Manly's schlong.

by Jason 323232 August 10, 2010