Off on one

To behave in an extreme, inappropriate manner in response to provocation.

When he heard he just went 'off on one' and wouldnt stop ranting for several hours.

by terminal.eight March 14, 2006

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011

im on one

trippin off of something; high off of drugs or drunk; overly happy for reasons no one else knows

I'm on one dog, that X got me in the zone

by that dozen April 30, 2005

hop on onslaught

A term usually for 'extremely' lubricated squirting contests with your friend. whether you are a male, or a female.

The other person is incapable of denying it. If you or your friend are a male, then it means to see who can squirt semen out there penis the farthest, if you or your friend are female, than it means to see who can squirt out of there pussy the farthest.

Hey Billy, wanna hop on onslaught?

by sillygooba267 September 17, 2023

Con con is on on

When someone’s personality is remarkable and original. It is considered to be used only when someone is above and beyond expectations.

*Friend gets elected class president

Annie: “woah man con con is on on”

by Annedawg March 10, 2020

go off on one

To be provoked by someone/something to such a point that a verbal reaction becomes inevitable.

Why's that kid shitting on Tom's car? Tom's gonna go off on one in a minute.

by Manson April 27, 2005

five on one

What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.

Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006