Rule 1000

If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet

Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.

by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018

CPS-1000

-noun

A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.

Guy 1: Yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?

Guy 2: Ugh dude I wish, I got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen CPS-1000

by FromThaPistolWhippin December 4, 2009

T-1000

Played by Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

A liquid metal Terminator.

" The T-1000 is coming! "

" What is it? "
" The T-1000 "

by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006

1000 miles

The whole distance i’d walk to fall down at your door

And I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door

by The mr. Tophat June 28, 2018

1000% done

The feeling you get when you are just so done with any situation.

"The boy was 1000% done with life when he was assigned two research papers that were due the next day."

by dooneydownyslippypippystahp April 17, 2014

1000 dollars

A grand, a Cleveland

1. The car I purchased cost a 1000 dollars

2. The car I purchased cost a Cleveland

by Dunking stones May 4, 2018

1000-7

torture

1000-7-forced by captors to count back from 1000 by 7 for as long as possible

by coke(as in cola) October 12, 2020