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Omaha, Nebraska

A city in Nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. The largest high school is Omaha Central High School, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. It has two Universities (Creighton University, a private Catholic college, and University of Nebraska - Omaha, a public college) a Medical school (the University of Nebraska Medical Center) and a community college (Metropolitan Community College). Despite what some morons might say, we do not "spit in a can" and we are not hillbillies. In fact, I have only been to a farm twice in my life. We are probably bigger than your city.
Idiot: You going to Omaha, Nebraska? Bring a straw hat!

Normal Person: No. I'm a city girl, moron.
by mchristine1995 August 13, 2012
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east omaha dump

Omahas' dump literally for 20 years before EPA and landfills. The greed of the assholes who owned the dump took a hard luck neighborhood and turned it into a real shit hole. The dump gave east omaha smoke, stink, trash, and dump rats bigger than any ghetto rat. The dump made east omaha what it was and may the bastards who ran it rot in hell.
The east omaha dump made east omaha a place where only losers who couldn't live anywhere else lived.
by benth April 18, 2008
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Omaha

City of about 500,000 people(42nd biggest city in the US) with a big indie scene, great concerts, great weed, lots of STDs, one of the top five zoos in the world, home of the college world series, the place where the president hides when terrorists attack, and birthplace of Malcom X, 311, Conor Oberst, Andy Roddick, and Warren Buffet(richest man in the world 2008)

And if you still think Omaha is a cornfield with a bunch of farmers, come to Omaha and let me punch you in the face.
I love omaha. I getta smoke weed and go to concerts every day!
by RuneStormberg August 25, 2008
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east omaha

A place that was so scuzzy that Omaha bought all the land to get rid of it. The current population of east omaha lives at the open door mission, state pen, the state juvenile pen, and bum camps in the woods. So the quality of the people hasn't changed much. East omaha was so rank that the ghetto looked down on it. The only time blacks came down was to the dump or the junkyards and only in daylight. A good place to get out of, and put behind you.
Black you can't know what it's like to be poor. White I grew up in east omaha. Black you poor bastard. In east omaha the dump rats were so big they used them as junkyard dogs. Whats the nicest thing you can say about some one from east omaha? They're dead. They had hogs in east omaha but it wasn't fit for pigs so they moved them out.
by benthere March 11, 2008
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Omaha beach

1. A beach which was part of the American sector on D-Day. Suffered the heaviest casualties (20,000?) mainly due to the lack of Tanks and the position the GFermans were in with their MG-42's, Mortars and 88mms.

2. When something goes completely wrong, worse than what you expected.
1. God bless the many young men and women who sacrificed themselves on Omaha beach.

2. Dude, she slapped you and punched you in the groin when you decided to end it with her? That's like, totally Omaha beach!
by Vanilla Coke Kid July 23, 2004
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omfh

probably a typo of omfg since h is next to g on the keyboard
omfh she is so dumb.. oops i mean omfg
by Dael Mallette May 1, 2018
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Omaha Holdem

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
by River Dove February 19, 2004
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