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He is a student that does not do any work in class and proceeds to play games in class even when he has assessments due
Teacher: Oliver stop playing games you need to get your assessment done
Oliver: but miss I..
Teacher: no, no, no not this time i've been looking at lan school and you've been playing krunker.io all lesson
by The friend destroyer March 25, 2019
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Oliver is a semi-god making you think he’s just too good to be true. But, against all odds, this angelic creature with stunning eyes and a fierce look will definitely stay loyal to you. He might struggle with sleeping a bit too long but that’s what a precious semi-god needs to do to continue blessing your life, for the rest of your life. He’s definitely going to accidentally hypnotise you because he doesn’t really know the power he possesses only in his eyes or hair. He’s got real nice hair.

As a friend, Oliver is truly compassionate and respectful, as he knows his own grounds. He is unbelievably smart and only his intellect is righteously out-of-this-world. A semi-god. This semi-god with a huge dick is going to take you to unforgettable adventures, creating some of the most beautiful memories of unconditional love and compassion.
Everyone should date an Oliver!
Have you heard about Oliver’s hypnotic sex appeal?
by lillfisen November 23, 2021
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A guy who has a crush on a girl for ages and everyone including the girl knows, but never admits it.
Person 1: My roomate loved the girl Sally for 6 years already, but he never dares to admit.
Person 2: Now Sally is leaving the city and he won't have chance anymore. He's really an Oliver.
by ccthz January 26, 2021
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A male orange tabby cat. Olivers are gentle, loving, goofy, and adorable. They love to play tug of war, jump up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.

Olivers are the best kitties ever. If one wants to adopt you, let him. You won't regret it.
That Oliver is such a kitty. He's a real good one.

It's my turn to have the Oliver. He's been cuddling with you all night.

The Oliver shows his love by kneading and suckling.
by Mr. Meowsers March 10, 2010
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Oliver is just amazing. His smile and laugh can make your day. He knows how to make you smile but can also make you feel so much better if you're sad. He is adorable and also so smart. He's also sensitive and gentle. He's really everything. I love him so much.
You're lucky to have Oliver.
by conlover8 June 24, 2016
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biggest dick ever so hot and gets all the girls
Oliver has a huge cock
by Sarah Pitts October 24, 2020
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An amazing person. You need to make Oliver your bestie because it’s too sad in life not to have an Oliver. If you don’t know one. Find. One. Now.
Lexi: Who where you with yesterday

Izzy: I was with Oliver my bestie
Lexi: but I thought I was...
Izzy: oh u are too
by Issey_Rain June 1, 2021
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