ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.

I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004

Onion in the ointment

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.

I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.

by onioninointment July 10, 2011

Ointment

A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.

Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS

by something relatble October 12, 2018

ointment

The gayest word in the english language.

Rub me with some ointment.

by Grime April 11, 2003

Moon ointment

#1) lunar secretions used to moisten ones ashy elbows

"Man, dat niggas elbows was SO ashy, had to apply him some Moon ointment"

by Felix The Gat November 23, 2009

Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006