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Octapussy 

/noun/ O•c•ta•pu•si

1. A girl who has a loose vagina, one where an octopus can fit all 8 tentacles inside. (Hence the name.)

2. An Octopus' vagina.
Guy 1: "hey homie have you heard about Amber? Heard she got a nice octapussy."
Guy 2: "Bruh."

Octapussy 

/noun/ O•c•ta•pu•si

1.A girl who has a loose vagina, one where an octopus can fit all 8 tentacles inside. (Hence the name.)

2. An Octopus' vagina.
Guy 1: "hey homie have you heard about Amber? Heard she got a nice octapussy."
Guy 2: "Bruh."

Octapussy 

A female groupie for the UFC that sleeps with MMA fighters
Look at all the Octapussy hanging around the octagon
Octapussy by Jonny_carwash October 7, 2017
A word used to describe someone who promises to go bald if his debut album get first place on the official charts and when his album comes first he doesn't do as promised.
Guy: hey man, how is the new album you released doing?

Guy 2 : it's doing alright man but I am stressed I don't want to go bald when my album gets first place

Guy 1: That's not cool man, don't be an olapussy
olapussy by Ball sacker May 30, 2020

Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopussy 

Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.
Use:
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.