Can you believe that oblivibitch just stood there while her child just spilled a container of bubbles down my child's back?
by HBIC412 July 27, 2015
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Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.
"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016
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Something inevitable. We will all die one day and there will be no one to remember us. In a book, a man was afraid of oblivion, that no one would remember him when he dies. It is the state of being forgotten.
Augustus Waters is afraid of oblivion.
by Tfios fanatic June 15, 2014
Get the Oblivion mug.A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
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Also known as "Little Donny Disease", after the only person known to have this affliction.
Also known as "Little Donny Disease", after the only person known to have this affliction.
Little Donny was diagnosed with Magnimus Obliviophallocytis, and due to this, must wear a special medical harness.
by jangocore October 28, 2010
Get the Magnimus Obliviophallocytis mug.Braindead and acts like a robot in actual human interaction
both of these traits are shared with an NPC (non-player character) from the video game "Oblivion" hence the name.
The NPCs in this game are infamous for having the dumbest conversations and acting extremely robotic, snapping towards you if you engage with them.
These people will act just like in the game and are generally very stupid.
both of these traits are shared with an NPC (non-player character) from the video game "Oblivion" hence the name.
The NPCs in this game are infamous for having the dumbest conversations and acting extremely robotic, snapping towards you if you engage with them.
These people will act just like in the game and are generally very stupid.
Paul: hello friend, would you enjoy a cup of coffee and a sandwich at the cafe for lunch, it would very much please me.
Friend: you are such an Oblivion NPC
Friend: you are such an Oblivion NPC
by bigbarrison September 15, 2021
Get the Oblivion NPC mug.The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.
by J E Walker November 20, 2003
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