Objection, hearsay

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

by Undefined Object May 4, 2022

Objection Hearsay

Objection! Hearsay!

Now I’m Ashamed To Show My Face
Well I’m A Famous Movie Star
Yeah Life Is Always Fine
I Sit Down At My Penthouse
Drinking Mega Pints Of Wine

Objection! Hearsay!

I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!
I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!

Objection Hearsay is a good song. Amber's Lawyer.

by Captain_Afraid May 11, 2022

objection funk

A cool ace attorney remix with a funky beat

Objection funk is best funk

by raybeez May 20, 2022

objection.lol

A website which allows you to talk as Ace Attorney characters

"Yo dude, have you used Objection.Lol before?"

by another stupid idiot on UD November 2, 2023

Objection Bias

A reflexive tendency to object to any claim that conflicts with one's existing beliefs. Objection Bias operates at the level of instinct: before evaluation, before consideration, the mind says "no." It's the cognitive equivalent of a knee-jerk reaction—objection first, reasoning later (if ever). The bias protects existing beliefs by making objection the default response to challenge.

"She hadn't even finished her sentence before he objected. Didn't matter what she said; if it challenged him, the answer was no. Objection Bias: the mind that says no before it knows what it's saying no to. Not reasoning, just reflex."

by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026

penal objection

The sudden expulsion of sperm fluids from a penal object resulting from penal stimulation from any of various corals. A penal objection may also occur from seeing a particularly attractive coral but not making penal contact with it. (See also premature ejaculation)

Jeff achieved an epic penal objection while making penal contact with his girlfriends anal corals.

by Yobungus1337 July 11, 2010

lol objection

The replacement of objection in pheonix wright: ace attorney in a nutshell (search on YT if you want).

This is supposed to be funny or a reminder that the show is funny, whichever tho...

NOTE: NO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS INVOLVED!

Note^2: To use to trigger unfunny judges.

Apollo: objection lol!
Maya: no, it's lol objection you moron
Apollo: Shut up maya
Pheonix: lol don't use my catchphrase lolthief

by TheTroll73_[Ezman] May 5, 2018