A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.
Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
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The death of a potential sexual encounter when the woman's pants come off to expose an incredibly hairy and impenetrable boundary to the intended sexual activity. Generally yelled in a confused and disappointed tone followed by a lame excuse and a quick and obvious exit by the male party.
The death of a potential sexual encounter when the woman's pants come off to expose an incredibly hairy and impenetrable boundary to the intended sexual activity. Generally yelled in a confused and disappointed tone followed by a lame excuse and a quick and obvious exit by the male party.
Jenny: "Are you ready?"
Upon unzipping her pants Jenny's bush explodes into view.
Shocked, Cody yells "Obitchuhairy!" while pulling on his pants and making a mad dash for the door.
Upon unzipping her pants Jenny's bush explodes into view.
Shocked, Cody yells "Obitchuhairy!" while pulling on his pants and making a mad dash for the door.
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Bitchuary, when finally that wretched backstabbing bitch you have hated all your life finally dies, and for the first and last time makes the newspaper.
Oh I see her family went all out on her Bitchuary they even mentioned her beloved pet hissing cockroaches.
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Get the Oldbitchuary mug.Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.
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Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
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