by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018
Get the stepped on his own dick mug.exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
by weave July 23, 2003
Get the MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN mug.DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
by Bratarle January 9, 2014
Get the Suck your own dick mug.To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.
Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.
by Zim53 July 13, 2012
Get the Sucking his own dick mug.Your girlfriend blew all your money. Well, you shouldn't be cheating on her... you got your cookie from your own dough, dude!
by DutchE March 29, 2015
Get the cookie from your own dough mug.Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
Get the tooting your own dick mug.1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
by DBG February 15, 2008
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