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opossum

FAKE, Faker, fake as fuck, pretending to be something you are not.

Poser.
Mimicking or mirroring someone or others in a personal or social environment to aid in negative intentions with malicious intent later on.

Most common in highly insecure, jealous, individuals who lack since of self, and feel they must try to bring others down in order to make themselves feel better about themselves, and the horrible things they do.
Highly promiscuous and incapable of being faithful in relationships (cheaters), liars.
Ignorance at its finest!
Hey bruh, stay away from that one...she's a opossum.
by NoJennyJustJude April 13, 2021
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opossum

“Did you hear that owl and that mouse had a baby?”
Yeah man the scientific word is opossum”
“That’s some pans labyrinth shit”
by weeeeeeeeeeeeee! December 4, 2021
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Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.
I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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Opossum Sauce

Most awesome thing that could ever happen in the history of awesome shit. It's Opossum Sauce.
That shirt is total Opossum Sauce.

I just did something so Opossum Sauce, it will turn you white.
by opossumsauce69hehe December 15, 2011
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Opossum Pussy

When a person intentially passes out or pretends to sleep on the bed of their crush.
"Yo, Sam is playing opossum pussy on Justin's bed!"
by Mock Turtlenex February 26, 2017
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opossum people

A garbage queen who "eats trash, and dies fast."

Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.

Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.

Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.

Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.

Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.

Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.
"I haven't left my house in 19 days. I've forgotten what sunlight feels like, and I've made a fort out of my own garbage and pillows. A castle, even, if I add the empty cans I've been collecting. I'm living as the opossum people do. A giant , rat-like queen. Are you proud of me yet mum?"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"
by A ghost, probably May 27, 2018
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opossum kicking

Looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them.
David Beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but he's not opossum kicking material.
by Matt Nieboer October 6, 2007
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