Obitchuary

Notification of the death of a bitch that nobody cares about

I saw on youtube the otherday an obitchuary of somekinda tribute to some random girl that nobody cares about

by superiorbreed June 1, 2020

Obitchuary

Unfavourable obituary. Hatchet job on someone who has recently expired.

In her obitchuary we read that her much vaunted beauty was known to her inner circle to be only the result of extensive plastic surgery.

by Neomot October 18, 2012

Obitoh

Best bedwars player

hey that’s obitoh
that’s kinda sus

by JacktheEngine January 20, 2022

onitchmyster!

this is mr onac headmaster of tewkesbury skool! he is an illegal immigrant (see immigrant) he thanx the likes of saddam hussien. he is a turkish twat and has his own turkish time. if u go 2 our skool u no wot we mean!!! so we hate him and u dnt want to come across him!

this is wot he sed:"the fact im here, i almst have to thank saddam hussein as he hasnt caused a pre-christmas campaign."

by blahhhh November 14, 2003

obitchuary

An obitchuary is a term used to describe a place where the local residents will most likely harm the prostitutes working under a pimp(s), hurting business.

1. To the poorer, more ghetto pimps, the word is to threaten or scare the prostitutes working under them. A common phrase found in the ghetto is "sendin' a bitch to the obitchuary".

2. To the more wealthy, high-class pimps, the term is mostly used as a geological term used to describe and figure out where the safest and most profitable areas are in town, and where the most dangerous & unprofitable places as well.

Both meanings carry a negative connotation

Poor pimp: Hey yo bitch, don't make me send you to da 'bitchuary, ya hear?

Prostitute: Sorry daddy

Poor pimp: That's right, bitch. Now go out and make me more money!

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Rich pimp #1: Do you think we should send out some girls out into the Tower District after midnight to increase profits?

Rich pimp #2: Nah, brotha. The Tower District turns into an obitchuary after 1 A.M.

by gr33kbo1 July 5, 2010

obitchuary

The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)

Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

obichukwu

A guy that does not like when people call his name because he says they pronounce it wrong

you are such an obichukwu

by Urban Dictionary . February 26, 2020